Woman Posts A Story About Her Black Eye, Then Reveals Her Unlikely Assailant
We humans have a tendency to think of our dogs as the protectors of our homes. That’s why so many people adopt large guard dogs, or put signs in front of their homes warning any possible intruders that what lies behind the front door isn’t going to back off if confronted.
Imgur user mytoasterisaninefficienthanddryer certainly subscribed to this notion, which is why she got the surprise of a lifetime when there was a noise in her home but her dog Gypsy was the one looking for protection. The result of her dog’s fear is hilariously unfortunate.
“So there I was, chilling on the couch with my darling dog Gypsy. Her, in her usual spot draped across my legs (which of course in her mind, she’s with no bigger than a cat and certainly does not weigh 30kgs, therefore no issue) me, happily laughing like some crayon eating fuck at pictures on Imgur, when suddenly a gust of wind hits the house. Now this was a bit of a surprise to us both,” mytoasterisaninefficienthanddryer said of the incident.
“So the moral of the story always be ready to dodge, dip, dive, duck and dodge any fast moving objects heading towards your face,” she concluded.
I guess even the bravest of protectors have moments of fear!
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