Any way you slice it, pets are part of the family — as such, most owners are willing to do whatever it takes to keep them healthy. But with this level of care comes a certain measure of worry, especially when dealing with even the smallest of pet ailments: My dog just threw up. My cat won’t stop scratching. What do I do?
It’s easy to turn to a vet whenever these worries pop into our heads, but your bills will add up much more quickly than you thought. While you should definitely take your pets to the vet if you suspect something is wrong, these genius home remedies can help keep your pets living life as only a dog or cat could: care free.
1. As pets age, constipation can become a serious health issue. But instead of feeding them some gas station sushi, try a can of pureed pumpkin every few days — just make sure to clear the way to the bathroom.
2. Some pets just itch and itch and itch, though for some animals it may be more than just a hobby. If your pet has irritating patches of dry skin, whip them up an oatmeal bath with ground oats and warm water and let the relaxation begin!
3. Have you ever noticed those unusual sores or bald spots on your pet’s face? The bacteria that grow on plastic drinking bowls are usually the culprit. Make sure to switch your kitty to a metal bowl, or else you may find a few less birds in your backyard.
4. Yes, they may gobble down sticks and toilet paper like candy, but a dog’s tummy is still incredibly sensitive. If your pup’s “movements” are a little looser than they should be, mixing a little yogurt with their food will correct any gut imbalances.
But even after tightening up that digestive tract, animals that have experienced frequent bouts of vomiting or diarrhea can wind up dehydrated. With a vet’s permission, an electrolyte booster like Gatorade should have them well enough to dunk a basketball.
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5. Not again! It looks like Spot didn’t learn his lesson the last time he tried making friends with the neighborhood skunk. Not to worry: a bath of hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and dish soap followed by a soak in tomato juice will have him smelling fresh as a flower again.
6. Butter gets a pretty bad rap, but believe it or not, it can actually work wonders for a cat with a tendency to spit up hairballs. Just make sure you don’t give them too much, or else you may find yourself with a couch ornament…
7. Sometimes, dogs learn the hard way that bees aren’t a tasty treat. If you can find the stinger, use a pair of tweezers or even a credit card to wriggle it out and wash the sting well with baking soda.
8. Uh oh — it looks like ‘ol Rufus was sniffing around in the bathroom garbage again and ate an entire roll of mint-flavored floss. With your vet’s say so, a small amount of hydrogen peroxide will have that floss right back up… albeit a little less fresh.
9. Pets may not like the taste of Listerine — and really, who does? — but if your vet agrees, mix a little with some baby oil and water and spritz on any open hot spots your pet may have to heal that nasty raw skin.
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10. Wait! Your spouse may actually have been telling the truth when they blamed it on the dog. But instead of buying a gas mask, try sprinkling some fennel seeds in your pet’s food to alleviate frequent gassiness.
11. If little Mufasa is having a hard time going number one, he may be having an issue with his bladder or kidneys. Ask your vet if a glass of cranberry juice would be okay, or even crush a cranberry pill into his food.
12. It turns out that onesie your daughter outgrew 15 years ago was worth saving all along! Well, maybe not to that extent, but dressing your pet is a great way to prevent them from catching fleas or ticks while outside.
But if your poor pet does manage to pick up some unwanted guests, soap and water will keep fleas from biting until you can kill them for good. Fortunately, you won’t need to completely rely on expensive, chemical-filled treatment to get the job done.
Fleas hate the scent of citrus oils, especially those found in the juice and rinds of lemons and limes. Rubbing a small amount of citrus on your pet’s skin and fur should send a good chunk of those pests packing.
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13. Pets are plenty prone to irritated eyes, though there’s no need to run to the vet for a prescription just yet. Standard saline eye drops should provide the necessary relief… though good luck getting your pet to hold still.
14. It may seem only natural to let your pet play outside, but believe or not, even animals can have seasonal allergies. Rubbing your cat or dog with a wet towel before letting them inside should remove any allergens — just make sure to unwrap them when you’re done.
But if your pet does develop an allergic reaction and begins scratching at sensitive areas like their ears, head over to your pantry. A little distilled white vinegar and some cold tea on a cotton ball will soothe any allergy related irritation.
15. Dogs loved to be walked no matter the time of year, but on a cold winter’s day, ice tends to cling to their paws and give them one heck of a chill. To prevent frostbite, slather those pads with a little petroleum jelly.
16. Most pets think they’re invincible, though like children they inevitably wind up with a few cuts and bruises, especially on sensitives areas like their paws. To provide relief and kickstart the healing process, soak your pet’s wound in a warm epsom salt bath.
Many superficial pet health problems can easily be handled in the comfort of your home, though the ones that effect our pets on a mental level are far more difficult to deal with — and far more misunderstood.
Believe it or not, it’s possible for ol’ Fido to be on the Autism spectrum. The American College of Veterinary Behaviorists conducted a study in 2015 that discovered a connection between autism-like behaviors, like frenzied tail chasing, and genetic data.
Out of 132 bull terriers (55 tail-chasers, and 77 non tail-chasers), tail-chasing was more prevalent in males. Obsessive tail-chasing also occurred in pups with “fragile X syndrome.” It’s been estimated that between 15 and 60 percent of people with fragile X syndrome are on the autism spectrum.
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2. Cats are pretty strange animals. They’re either chilling out on the sofa without a care in the world, or they seem to be anxious as all heck; there’s no in-between. If you’ve ever seen your pussycat excessively grooming, licking the same spot, or pacing, something might be wrong.
Those types of OCD behaviors hint that your cat is bored, anxious, or possibly in pain. Scientists believe that these kinds of actions temporarily calm a kitty’s anxiety, as the brain releases pain-relieving chemicals during these behaviors. Even though they’re prima donnas, cats do need love and stimulation.
3. Considering horses were built to herd and run free, they shouldn’t spend a ton of time confined to tiny stables. Excessive boredom and anxiety can cause them to behave oddly and dangerously.
When these feelings plague them, horses will engage in “cribbing,” or chewing on wood, pacing, kicking the walls of their confined space, and biting. To avoid these anxiety-probed, self-harming actions, make sure your horse gets plenty of exercise.
4. As you can only imagine, being a military pup is a stressful gig. Just as it’s common for military veterans to experience post traumatic stress disorder, canine soldiers, too, display saddening behaviors related to PTSD after seeing action.
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Dismally, dogs who return to the United States after a period in the Middle East are often euthanized immediately after showing signs of PTSD. Thankfully, progressive veterinarians are starting to create training methods to aid dogs in their mental health recovery. Dogs need therapy too!
5. You may notice a pattern in domesticated animals and what links them to depression, like being left alone in confined spaces for long periods. This is no different for pet birds, which are known to perch inside tiny cages in the middle of suburban kitchens.
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Avian depression can be caused by change in cage position, boredom, the death of a companion, or even the loss of a beloved toy. Watch out for compulsive feather plucking (which is similar to trichotillomania in people), excessive head nodding, puffed-up feathers, and overall aggression.
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6. If you have a hamster, you’ve definitely seen the little guy shove as much grub in his cheeks as physically possible, which always gets us laughing. But have you considered why these rodents do this? It’s a form of hoarding, and it’s related to fear and survival.
Hamsters’ ancestors used to collect stores of food as a survival method to prepare for hibernation periods. Not only do they get anxious about literally staying alive, but research shows they may suffer from symptoms of anxiety and depression during winter’s darkest days, just as people get seasonal depression.
7. Whether you think rats are adorable or belong in a grimy sewer, watching them nibble on a piece of cheese (or a slice of NYC pizza) is quite satisfying. Well, a study showed that when rats are given food in intervals, they nibble a bit too much…
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These rats exhibited binge-eating behaviors, consuming as much as possible in a short period. Rats given continuous access to food ate more responsibly. The binge-eating vermin also presented other substance-abuse behaviors aside from compulsive binge eating. Don’t leave ’em alone with a bottle of tequila and a chocolate cake!
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8. Since chimps are the closest animal relatives to humans, it only makes sense that they would endure similar emotional and mental complexities… especially when being used for lab experiments. The sad truth is that lab monkeys frequently exhibit compulsive actions like “floating limb behaviors” and self-biting.
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Chimpanzees in captivity also tend to get anxiety and show signs of developing mental disorders according to resent research. Zoo-bound chimps have been known to hit themselves, constantly pace, rocking back and forth, and even drink their own urine.
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9. People usually perceive an elephant’s persona as chill, wise, and mellow; so picturing these gentle giants wobbling around like your neighborhood drunk is quite funny, yet not completely fictitious. Zulu folklore says that elephants seek out certain herbs that tend to alter their state of mind.
For decades, lore had people thinking wild elephants consume rotting, fermented, therefore alcoholic, fruits from the marula tree. Though they do munch on its fruit and bark, modern scientists say they only eat fresh fruit. But they have been known to break into people’s stashes of beer and liquor…
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10. If you’ve seen 2013’s wildly depressing documentary Blackfish, then you may know a thing or two about the mental consequences pertaining to orcas living in captivity, trained to entertain tourists. Dr. Hope Ferdowsian’s research shows that they often suffer from PTSD.
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Harsh training methods are meant to “break” killer whales’ natural habits. They’re put in cramped spaces and have few companions, which stresses out the poor aquatic mammals. This can then cause them to become aggressive, which isn’t normal for wild killer whales.
Just as animals develop debilitating mental disorders, they’re also sometimes plagued with bizarre syndromes. Hedgehogs can possess “balloon syndrome,” which occurs when they puff up like, well, an inflated balloon. Scientists don’t fully understand the disorder, but they know it occurs when air becomes trapped under the animal’s skin.
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Some speculate balloon syndrome may occur as the result of a punctured lung, so when the hedgehog breathes it’s actually sending air under its skin. By puncturing small holes on the body, vets can release this built-up air until the hedgehog’s lungs have fully healed.
2. Black Dog and Black Cat Syndrome: According to most animal shelters, black dogs and black cats are less likely to be adopted than non-black animals. This is likely due to the fact that dark-colored animals typically lack distinguishing features, making adopters less apt to notice them.
However, this phenomenon may actually be a result of the superstitions surrounding black animals. Black cats are most commonly associated with witchcraft and bad luck, while some believe that black dogs are actually vampires in disguise.
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3. Floppy Trunk Syndrome: The name of this disorder may sound funny, but its effects are deadly for the suffering animal. Floppy trunk syndrome causes elephants’ trunks to go limp, making it difficult for them to eat and putting them at risk of starvation.
This condition is caused by heavy metal poisoning. If an elephant ingests a large amount of concentrated lead – commonly found in dry riverbeds – the nerve endings in its trunk will become paralyzed, rendering the appendage useless.
4. High-Rise Syndrome: This disorder refers to the act of cats falling from great heights. Cats are known to scale tall objects and high places, but doing so puts them at great risk of falling, which happens quite often.
Surprisingly, cats are more likely to get injured from a fall of less than two stories than one of a greater height. This is because falls of more than two stories allow the cats more time to land on their feet, whereas a short fall does not give such luxury.
5. Rage Syndrome: Also known as sudden onset aggression, dogs suffering from this disorder will suddenly attack anyone around them, especially if approached while sleeping. Remarkably, most dogs suffering from rage syndrome won’t recall an attack if one does take place.
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Unlike some of the others on this list, rage syndrome is a genetic disorder. Springer Spaniels are most likely to suffer from this condition, but Dobermans, Poodles, and even Golden Retrievers are known to exhibit symptoms of rage syndrome.
6. Irritable Male Syndrome: A disorder typically observed in Soay sheep, reindeer, and other male animals with seasonal breeding patterns, irritable male syndrome occurs as a result of low testosterone levels. Male animals will become nervous and aggressive, attacking almost anything that irks them.
Unsurprisingly, this phenomenon also occurs in human males between the ages of 40 and 60. Considered by researchers to be the male version of menopause, these men are prone to sudden fits of anger, irritation, and hostility.
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7. Limber Tail Syndrome: Also called acute caudal myopathy, limber tail syndrome causes a dog’s tail to go completely limp. This disorder occurs when a dog engages in tiring activities or gets exposed to cold water, which prevents blood from reaching the tail and causes it to swell.
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This syndrome is particularly painful for afflicted dogs, and most sufferers will refuse to sit, eat, or even relieve themselves because of the pain. Luckily, the condition isn’t permanent and will usually pass after a few days.
8. Domestication Syndrome: This syndrome is indiscriminate, meaning that no one species is more susceptible than others. Domestication syndrome is caused by the domestication of an animal, leading to droopy ears, lighters coats, and smaller brains, among other notable traits.
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Russian farmer Dmitry Belyaev was the first to notice this phenomenon after he began domesticating silver foxes in the 1950s. After breeding them through 20 generations, he discovered the foxes had lost most of the traits possessed by their wild counterparts, leaving them docile and ill-equipped.
9. Small Dog Syndrome: This condition is most prevalent in – you guessed it – small dogs. Any dog suffering from this disorder will typically become overly aggressive when around other dogs or humans, growling and biting at anything they perceive to be a threat.
Animal experts believe that small dog syndrome is fueled by the behavior of the pet’s owner. If an owner becomes lax with a dog’s training and allows it to get away with things a larger dog would not, this reinforces the bad behavior and may lead to this disorder.
10. Berserk Male Syndrome: Another disorder that causes sudden fits of aggression, berserk male syndrome causes animals such as llamas, alpacas, and peacocks to attack anything in their paths. This condition is caused by pet owners that allow these animals to stay around them when they are young.
Being around humans from a young age will cause these animals to view their owners as members of their pack, which can become dangerous once the animal reaches adulthood. A territorial animal suffering from berserk male syndrome will attempt to attack anyone who invades their personal space.
11. Short-Spine Syndrome: As dog owners, we want to know our furry friends are as healthy and happy as possible. Besides only wanting the best for our beloved companions, caring for animals with health problems can be difficult.
That being said, there’s absolutely no reason a dog with a special condition—who may look different from others—can’t be provided with proper care and affection! That was certainly the case with one sweet dog named Cuda…
When animal control officer Julie LeRoy responded to a call about the abandoned puppy, she realized she was unlike any she’d ever encountered. Cuda had a serious underbite (just like her namesake), and that wasn’t all…
Julie knew if she didn’t adopt her, the dog would likely be euthanized. So, that’s exactly what she did! As soon as she brought Cuda home, the dog immediately fell asleep next to her cats. Julie immediately knew Cuda felt safe in her new dwelling, despite her strange deformity…
At first, Julie’s husband was hesitant about adopting Cuda since the couple already owned several pets, but after spending some time with her, he knew it was the right choice for their family. Cuda didn’t take long to warm up to them, either!
Julie began to research Cuda’s strange appearance, which she suspected had to do with inbreeding. She began a Facebook page in hopes it would lead to some information about Cuda’s condition…
Still trying to understand her adopted pup, Julie attended lots of events over the next several months. She even entered Cuda into the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition! She thought Cuda’s unique shape would certainly be the talk of the contest.
Cuda didn’t end up winning the competition, but Julie introduced Cuda to lots of people while she was there. Everyone who met little Cuda absolutely adored her, and no one cared that she didn’t look “normal!”
After the competition, Cuda’s Facebook page became more popular. Eventually, people all around the world began to reach out to Julie about her dog’s condition, hoping to help answer her questions. That’s how Julie learned about Quasi, a dog living in Italy who looked a lot like Cuda…
Quasi’s owner told Julie that the condition was known as “short-spine syndrome.” Dogs affected by it are born with shortened spines and ligaments. When Quasi was born, she was unable to move her head and needed ligament surgery in her knees.
Quasi’s owner revealed that her pup actually won World’s Ugliest Dog in 2015. That’s right—she took home first place! Cuda was in better company than anyone suspected, but there was still a lot Julie wanted to learn about the condition…
Quasi’s owner directed Julie to an academic paper entitled “Historical Evidence of an Unusual Deformity in Dogs (Short‐Spine Dog).” Apparently, the condition had been documented as early as the 17th century!
An artist named David Klöcker Ehrenstrahl even painted several dogs afflicted with what he believed to be quite the bizarre deformation, referring to the animals as “monster of wolf and dog” and “monster of fox and dog.”
In South Africa, dogs with this genetic mutation were known as “baboon dogs” because of their shape and the similarly hunched posture that both animals seemed to take while they walked…
This rare genetic phenomenon was also discussed in a series of articles written between 1956 and 1961 about a Japanese dog with the syndrome. It seemed that, throughout history, this condition fascinated all who saw it.
A paper by Elaine Ostrander called “Genetics of the Dog” (published in 2001) confirmed what Julie suspected all along: short-spine syndrome was linked to inbreeding. It not only affected the dogs’ quality of life but females’ ability to have puppies as well.
As time passed following Julie’s discovery, more and more people reached out to her about other special pups with short-spine syndrome. One such pooch was named Mojo, a dog who lived in Ohio.
The owner of another dog with short-spine syndrome, Pig, from Alabama, connected with Julie. Before long, Julie realized she’d brought together an entire community of dogs and their owners thanks to Cuda.
Most dogs like Cuda can live long, happy lives despite their condition, but inbreeding is a dangerous practice that puts these poor animals’ lives at risk. Thankfully, Cuda and her friends were adopted by loving humans and can live the life they deserve…
Despite Cuda’s physical maladies, she was still a loving and amazing dog, and Julie wouldn’t trade her for the world. Short-spine syndrome might look startling at first, but these animals just want what every other dog has: love!