People That Hilariously Ignored All Safety Precautions And Paid The Price

If you're going to sacrifice safety for speed at your job, you might as well make sure your coworkers are there to take a picture. Get ready to clench your sphincter and do that thing where you suck air through your teeth out loud, because you're about to see some grade-A bad decisions. Nobody report these to OSHA...

Pick Your Danger

Somebody's dad must be an adrenaline junkie! Why else would they rig this dangerous solo car repair mission, where there's a choice of which massive piece of machinery could potentially fall first? Whether the car or the forklift, neither has a pretty end result.

Hang On

The guy on the left just wants to feel like he's helping, while the guy in the middle window is about one sweaty palm away from a serious loss of grip. Guess that's why they needed to fix the AC.

This Can't End Well

Never, under any circumstances, stick any part of your body into the mouth of a wood chipper. That's Outdoorsman 101, which this guy clearly skipped. If something gets stuck, use a stick or log to push it.

Didn't Think That Through

Yes, you should always have a face shield on standby you use power tools — particularly when there are sparks shooting up — but it should be made of rigid plastic, ideally, as opposed to something that would catch fire the moment a spark touched it.