Human Habits That Every Dog Really Wishes People Would Stop Doing

Dogs are traditionally called “man’s best friend,” but that’s not true. They’re even more important than that. As any dog owner can tell you, a new dog becomes a full-fledged part of the family so quickly that it’s impossible to imagine life without them.

Given all the love we feel for our furry children, it’s only natural that we try to treat them as well as possible. But, no matter how well-meaning you might be, your pup might be trying to send you an important signal to stop whatever you’re doing.

1. While your dog might be a part of the family, it actually hates when you try to communicate with words alone. Use body language that matches your verbal tone to ensure clear communication.

2. It might be tempting, but don’t pat or kiss your pup’s face. What seems affectionate to you could seem like an attack to them. And that’s not all dogs might find aggressive.

3. Dogs view direct eye contact as a challenge for pack dominance. It’s just like talking to a new person; glancing at their face is great, but uncomfortable staring is probably not going to make a good impression.

4. Whether you’re a human or a dog, making friends can be tough. Avoid trying to match-make for your pal, though. Dogs won’t naturally gel with everyone, so don’t try to force puppy friendships that aren’t working. But there is someone your dog DOES want to meet.

5. When you have company over, don’t automatically lock your pupper away in a different room. It’s best to let your dog get a chance to know your friends and family. Still, give him a safe place to hide if things get too stressful.

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6. If you’re taking a walk, pulling too tightly on your dog’s leash not only hurts, but frustrates them. While safety comes first, try to give your furry buddy as much room to explore as possible. There’s somewhere else dogs want freedom, too.

7. Would you like to be rushed using the bathroom? Well neither would your dog. Try to let him take his time and explore a little bit to make the experience as stress-free as possible.

8. As hard as it might be, try to check your anxiety at the door before interacting with your dog. Believe it or not, she can pick up on your vibes, and they’ll stress her out, too. As if you needed another reason to relax!

9. Speaking of relaxing, dogs hate boredom. Make sure there are plenty toys, treats, and opportunities to explore. Just try not to go overboard — there’s a limit.

10. At the other end of the spectrum, don’t overwhelm your dog either. Too many changes at once can actually make him more uncomfortable instead of excited. So, what’s the best course of action?

11. As with most things, moderation and routine is key! If you guys eat dinner at the same time every day, try to stick keep to that time frame. But there’s one thing they don’t want to have scheduled…

12. It’s cliche, but dogs hate baths. Try to make them as fun and interactive as possible, and avoid forcing your furry friend into the tub unless it’s really necessary.

13. While your dog may seem pretty independent, try not to leave her home alone for longer than necessary. She really will miss you and feel sad if you’re away for too long. There are some sounds that a dog hates more than the silence of an empty house, though.

14. Fireworks are fun for humans, but they’re a nightmare for dogs. If the Fourth of July is coming up, try to stay with your pal and make sure he’s feeling comfortable.

15. Similarly, vacuums drive pets up the wall. Try taking your dog into a different room or letting him spend some time outside. It’ll be a happier experience for both of you.

16. If you have to put your pal into a crate, make sure it’s not too cramped. Being stuck in tight spaces can physically hurt a dog, in addition to stressing them out. But one place is always going to be anxiety-inducing.

17. No one likes the doctor, so it’s not surprising that dogs hate the vet. Try to figure out what makes your pupper comfortable — whether it’s a special chew toy or scratching behind his ears — and keep as calm as possible. You’ll get through it together.

18. On the subject of health, definitely don’t brush your canine companion’s teeth; they hate having their face and mouth touched. If you’re really concerned about their oral hygiene, use dental sticks rather than a toothbrush.

19. Make sure children are respectful of the dog! Even the kindest pup can’t stand being poked at and treated like a tiny horse.

20. Blankets might seem cozy to humans, but don’t put them on top of a dog! The pressure actually makes them feel trapped rather than safe. Similarly, some other human habits can actually harm your dog.

21. We’ve all fed our dog some table scraps, but make sure to be careful what human food you’re dishing out. Plenty of common fruits and vegetables ranging from onions to grapes can cause a pet serious problems.

Basically, the Golden Rule applies to both people and dogs! Treat your pal with love and respect and everything else will take care of itself. Of course, it doesn’t help to brush up on your canine facts, too.

1. The word “puppy” is a relatively new addition to the English language. A variation on the French word “poupeé,” meaning doll or toy, it caught on in the late 1500s. Before that? Britons referred to baby dogs by the not-so-catchy term “whelps.”


2. Puppies sleep a ton — sometimes up to 20 hours per day — and for good reason. Rest is essential for their developing body and mind. Even when they reach maturity, dogs catch quite a few z’s each day, usually between 12 and 14 hours.

3. Just like humans, young dogs have baby teeth that fall out and eventually get replaced by an adult set. However, there is still no evidence that any kind of dog tooth fairy exists.

4. Depending on the breed, dogs can have vastly different sized litters. Bigger canines usually have bigger litters, as a rule of thumb. A Neapolitan mastiff owns the current record for giving birth to 24 puppies in 2011.

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5. Can dogs inspire great works of art? Hamilton composer and star Lin-Manuel Miranda would certainly say so. His stage ballad “Dear Theodosia” started out as an ode to his dog Tobillo, a stray pup he adopted in 2011.

6. If you’ve ever met a newborn puppy, you’ll notice that their eyes and ears don’t open for a couple of weeks. This is because, compared to other mammals, gestation periods for dogs are pretty short. As a result, puppies are born not quite fully developed!

7. Rolling Stones guitar hero Keith Richards smuggled a number of things past customs, cough cough, but his cutest contraband was a puppy. After sneaking it past British authorities, he named the pooch Ratbag and treated him to a rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle.

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8. Sure, your dog is friendly, but have you ever worried that they’d like any old stranger just as much as you? One 2005 study will put your mind at ease. Researchers observed that canines are most responsive to their owners, proving there is a definite bond.

9. Sports teams aren’t the only ones with dog mascots. The Spanish city of Bilbao is synonymous with West Highland Terriers thanks to Puppy, a gigantic sculpture outside the Guggenheim Museum. The statue weighs 17 tons and is covered in living flowers.

10. Just like in humans, yawns are contagious among mature dogs — probably as an embedded form of social empathy. Curiously enough, this isn’t the case for puppies! They are undeveloped enough to not react to their owners’ yawns at all.


11. For famed novelist John Steinbeck, a dog really did eat his homework. In 1936, his teething puppy tore apart his lone manuscript for Of Mice and Men. The frustrated author had to rewrite those chapters, much to the delight (or chagrin) of students everywhere.


12. Even though puppies from the same litter are similar, it’s extremely rare to find identical twin canines. The first confirmed case didn’t come until 2016 when a South African veterinarian determined two pups were genetically identical from sharing the same placenta.

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13. But twin puppies aren’t the only genetic canine copies out there. Scientists successfully cloned the first dog in 2005, and that practice has expanded into a niche industry of cloning families’ beloved pets — for the hefty price of $50,000.


14. It’s no coincidence that dogs seem sadder whenever you’re eating. They’ve evolutionarily adapted to raise their eyebrows and make their eyes bigger to improve their chances of guilting humans into tossing a scrap of food their way.


15. Seeing eye dogs aren’t the only employed pooches out there. Boston’s Museum of Fine Arts has trained a puppy named Riley to sniff out species of moths and beetles that destroy priceless artwork.

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16. Attention Dalmatian owners: don’t freak out when your puppies are born without any of the trademark spots! Those only start to pop up as the breed gets older. And Dalmatian puppies aren’t the only ones who’ve surprised owners with their coats…

17. In 2017, several dogs in the UK made headlines for giving birth to green puppies. Was this a rare mutation? Were the pups celebrating St. Patrick’s Day? No, it turns out their fur was temporarily dyed by biliverdin, a pigment naturally found in dog placentas.

18. Don’t freak out if your boss catches you scrolling through dog photos at work. A 2012 study concluded that looking at pictures of cute animals can actually help you concentrate afterward.


19. There was one warm and fuzzy result of the Cold War. Soviet Premier Nikita Kruschev knew that President John F. Kennedy was curious about Strelka, the Russian dog that went into space. As a gift, he sent JFK one of Strelka’s puppies. The Kennedys named her Pushinka, after the Russian word for “fluffy.”

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20. JFK’s one-time political rival Richard Nixon also had a historical puppy moment. While running for Vice President in 1952, Tricky Dick came under fire for using campaign contributions for personal use. He denied these claims in a televised speech and said that the only gift he accepted was their family dog, Checkers.

21. Dogs don’t curl up while sleeping just to look cute, or even to feel more comfortable. This tendency is actually rooted in their instincts to protect their vital organs at night (and to stay warm, of course).


22. Some recent studies have found that dogs usually try to “go to the bathroom” in such a way that they’re aligned with the earth’s magnetic field. Both sexes defecate in the north or south direction, but only females prefer to urinate that way, too.


23. The idea that dogs only see in black and white is a total myth. They can actually perceive a wide range of colors, although it’s more limited than the spectrum that humans can see.


24. Dogs are able to hear sounds from just about any direction because they have no fewer than 18 different muscles in each of their ears. Theirs are much different than human ears!


25. Sorry to get personal, but we’ve got to. Not only does your dog masturbate, but he or she will continue to do so even after being neutered or spayed. In fact, dogs can become addicted to masturbating, which is often a sign of constant stress.


26. Most people know that dogs always have wet noses, but what they may not know is that this layer of moisture allows them to absorb scent chemicals, amplifying their sense of smell.


27. Similarly, everybody knows that dogs have a superior sense of smell compared to humans, but that’s a huge understatement. Their noses are estimated to be 10,000 to 100,000 times stronger!


28. The reason why dogs run around in circles before resting is because it’s part of an instinctual “nesting” ritual passed down from their wolf ancestors. They’re just making themselves feel more at home!


29. With about 75 million dogs in the entire country, the United States has a higher dog population than any other nation on the face of the earth. Labrador retrievers are the most popular!


30. The wagging of a dog’s tail can mean much more than expressing happiness. Depending on the pattern, it can communicate different things, including curiosity, nervousness, playfulness, and even aggression.


31. Dogs are able to “see” more clearly by using their whiskers. This allows them to sense the slightest changes in air pressure, and even gives them a special sort of “night vision!”


32. The Norwegian Lundehund (also known as the Norwegian Puffin Dog) usually has six toes on each paw—which is two more than the standard four toes that most dogs have!


33. Dogs are able to sense important changes in human bodies. That’s why there are a number of service dogs, such as seizure alert dogs, who can help patients during focal onset seizures.


34. There was once a service dog named Kirsch who, after accompanying his owner to all his classes, received an honorary degree in mental health counseling. He must have been proud!


35. Petting your dog is actually great for your physical health! When you do it, your blood pressure lowers to a greater degree than it would during interactions with other humans.


36. A breed of hunting dog, known as the Basenji, doesn’t bark. Because of the unusual shape of their voice boxes, they actually “yodel.” It’s been said to sound like they’re saying “baroo!”


37. Dogs lick their noses because the roofs of their mouths have the ability to sense different scents. They actually transfer scent particles to their mouths directly from their noses!


38. Newfoundland dogs have webbed feet to make it easier for them to swim! In fact, their superior swimming abilities may be their most defining trait—besides their obvious strength and size.


39. The bottom of a dog’s foot often smells a bit like a bag of corn chips. That’s because their sweat glands, which are only found on their feet, have a natural yeast-like smell because of the bacteria.


40. Dogs often suffer from separation anxiety when their owners leave. One thing you can do to help reassure them is to leave a piece of clothing with your scent on it for them to sniff.


41. Dogs often get jealous when they see their humans showing too much affection for anything, or anyone, other than themselves. They just love you way too much for their own good!


42. Men are three times more likely to get a woman’s phone number if he has a dog with him. That’s adorable, of course, but that does leave open the possibility that she might just want to date him for his dog…

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43. Seven-year-old Duke the dog is the elected mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota! Not only that, but he won by a landslide. Really, though, who wouldn’t want this sweet little guy as their mayor?


44. Orient the German shepherd led his owner, Bill Irwin—who happened to be blind—through the entirety of the Appalachian Trail’s 2,100 miles. That made Bill the first blind man to complete the hike!


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